A World That's Free

You've all (all three of you) forgotten about this stupid little project, undeniably, inevitably. I never wanted to be one of those webcomic artists that updates sporadically, and only offers an occasional 'sorry' as compensation. And I would sooner snog a sloth than quit out on A World That's Free, because I really do love it, and it was helping me so much. And I fucking hate it when webcomics just suddenly stop.

So, I suppose what I want to say is that I am so stupid for forgetting about this, and how much hope it gave me that my crippling art block would soon end. What I'm giving you is a promise that I will stop being a twat, and get WTF rollin' again. Have patience with this poor boy, for he is troubled right now, more than you know. I am working through it. We must persevere! You and I together! I sound so cheesy right now! But that's okay!

Wait for me, and you will see new pages. Hold your breath, my freaky darlings.

Yours forever,
Zander (which rhymes with 'salamander' )

EDIT.
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I just realized that I can't upload any pages to the WTF SJ account, because I don't have Photoshop anymore (since I moved to a new computer), and I used PS to format the pages for web. So, the only way you'll get new pages is if you check out the WTF deviantART page. I am sorry, my peeps. Bear with me until I can raise 28365928528374345 dollars for a new copy of Photoshop.

THERE WAS A STUPID BOY WHO THOUGHT HE COULD MAKE WEBCOMICS. THIS IS HIS STORY. EXCEPT IT'S NOT. IT'S HIS WEBCOMIC'S STORY.

Hey. The first five pages are up. This promises to be a very interesting adventure, that's for sure. The sixth page and onwards will be coming sometime later. I don't know when 'later' is. We'll find out together.

Gosh, those comic pages sure are humongous and gaudy right there on the front page like that, and even on the individual comic pages (do you guys understand what I mean at ALL?). While it's bold and says, "HEY Y'ALL, THIS IS A MOTHERFUCKING WEBCOMIC. READ IT," it also says, "I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PROPERLY SCALE DOWN MY PAGES." So, er, if anyone wants to help me out with that (or with managing my comic site at all; I'm useless when it comes to that sort of stuff), I would grant you unlimited access to one of my orifices (THAT'S RIGHT, YOU'D GET TO PICK MY NOSE FOR ME).

Much love,
Zander (which rhymes with 'philander')